¬ Doctor Lo: Why? Why am I stuck doing such a retarded job such as this?! [sighs] I could've become an archaelogists or one of those people who do that one thing at that one place... [mumbles]
¬ Secretary: Umm...d-doctor Lo. I know your on break right now b-but we have a serious situation going on and you are needed...
¬ Doctor Lo: Fine fine...bring them in.
¬ Secretary: Y-yes!
¬ Doctor Lo: I wonder who it is this time...? Last time it was that perv Jiraiya whining about his lost of interest in porn. Ugh.
¬ Sakura: Doctor Lo?
¬ Doctor Lo: Huh? Oh yes?
¬ Sakura: Weve come to see you for our uh...problem...
¬ Doctor Lo: We?
¬ Sakura: Yes. [drags Sasuke inside and closes door]
¬ Doctor Lo: Ah. I see.
¬ Sakura: Umm...well...
¬ Doctor Lo: [sighs] Alright. So what's the problem?
¬ Sakura: Sasuke and I...well. He betrayed Konoha about 3 years ago to join some evil villain.
¬ Doctor Lo: Evil villain? Wha?
¬ Sakura: He's some guy that is obsessed with snakes. He has a very long tongue and stuff! He even looks like one!
¬ Doctor Lo: Mhm. I see...(what the fuck is she on...?) -_-;
¬ Sakura: Yeah. Well, me and my guy best friend Naruto have been training since then to drag Sasuke's ass back to Konoha and we obviously succeeded.
¬ Doctor Lo: Ok. So what's the problem?
¬ Sakura: He hasn't changed at all!! LOOK AT HIM! Even after he killed his brother and killed Orochimaru too!
¬ Doctor Lo: O_O He killed his brother?! And who's Orochimaru?
¬ Sakura: Itachi is the brother he killed who massacred the entire Uchiha clan and so Sasuke went on and became cold and arrogant to avoid everyone in order to focus his goal of avenging his clan and so he finally did! And Orochimaru is that snake guy who looks like a snake! A very big and ugly snake with all those nasty scales and-
¬ Sasuke: Sakura.
¬ Sakura: [stops talking] What?
¬ Sasuke: [glares] Shut up.
¬ Sakura: [narrows eyes] Incompetent jerk!
¬ Sasuke: You don't know me!
¬ Sakura: Shut up! Shut up shut up shut up!
¬ Sasuke: How mature.
¬ Sakura: Look who's talking bastard! ACK! Your SO annoying!
¬ Sasuke: That's my line!
¬ Sakura: [about ready to jump Sasuke]
¬ Sasuke: [calms down and looks bored]
¬ Doctor Lo: ._. Ahem. So...Sasuke right? You lead a uh...interesting life I see.
¬ Sasuke: Interesting. Right.
¬ Sakura: Is that all you gotta say jerk!?
¬ Sasuke: Sakura...shut up.
¬ Sakura: [imagines
¬ Doctor Lo: ._.;
¬ Sasuke: ...
¬ Sakura: [gets red] Excuse me...
¬ Doctor Lo: Yes, anyway. Do you both have any other things you need to add? Sasuke?
¬ Sasuke: Sakura is annoying. She's always asking me on dates and pesters me all the time.
¬ Sakura: WHY YOU!
¬ Doctor Lo: Ehehehe...calm down Sakura. No need to hurt anybody. Violence isn't the answer. :]
¬ Sasuke: o_O; Dobe.
¬ Sakura: o_O; Right.
¬ Doctor Lo: Who's a dobe?!
¬ Sasuke: "Violence isn't the answer." Stupid motto. I am a shinobi. Violence is always the answer!
¬ Doctor Lo: Yes but only when its necessary!
¬ Sasuke: Don't argue with me.
¬ Doctor Lo: Wha?! [wants to jump Sasuke
¬ Sakura: Doctor?
¬ Doctor Lo: Sorry sorry...I'm calm I'm calm. Anyway. So, what's the nature of your relationship?
¬ Sakura: [blushes] Relationship?
¬ Doctor Lo: Yes. Both of you are together am I right?
¬ Sasuke: [refuses to answer and look into anyone's eyes]
¬ Sakura: W-well...we...ah...
¬ Doctor Lo: That's a yes I suppose. How does Sasuke treat you Sakura?
¬ Sakura: [glances at Sasuke beside her] Ah...hahaha. He's...cold. And mean to me all the time that I wouldn't even call it a relationship.
¬ Doctor Lo: Then why are you with him?
¬ Sasuke: ... [raises eyebrow at Sakura]
¬ Sakura: You know what. I don't know why either. o.O
¬ Doctor Lo: I...see. How about you Sasuke? How is she to you?
¬ Sasuke: Clingy, annoying and always whining about something. And she asks too many stupid questions like saying "does this look good on me?" when all she has in her closet are the same clothes over and over again.
¬ Sakura: You!
¬ Doctor Lo: Oh, I see. Wait, how do you know what's in her closet though...? [smirks]
¬ Sasuke: I...saw it from outside the window.
¬ Doctor Lo: Liar. You both were probably making out in her closet. AHAHA.
¬ Sakura: ...of course not! [blushes]
¬ Sasuke: ...repulsive.
¬ Sakura: WHAT?! REPULSIVE?! Oh hell no! Your going DOWN Mr. The-World-Revolves-Around-Me!
¬ Sasuke: Did I mention she has mood swings like crazy. She's so bipolar.
¬ Sakura: Moron! Take that back!!
¬ Sasuke: See?
¬ Doctor Lo: I see. Anywho...why do you stick around with her if she's so "annoying?"
¬ Sakura: Yeah. Why idiot?!
¬ Sasuke: Because I love her...
¬ Sakura: ...[blush x10]
¬ Doctor Lo: Ohohohohoho!
¬ Sasuke: ...not. [smirks]
¬ Sakura: BASTARD! I'll kill you! And I'll have your dick castrated and you'll never revive your clan!
¬ Sasuke: @_@ NO!
¬ Doctor Lo: So you love her?
¬ Sasuke: No.
¬ Doctor Lo: Yes you do. I see it in your eyes!
¬ Sasuke: Fine. I do. Get the fuck off my back bitches. [rolls eyes]
¬ Sakura: SASUKE.
¬ Doctor Lo: Its normal Sakura. Let him cuss. He's just embarassed.
¬ Sasuke: I am not embarassed.
¬ Sakura: Don't you see what he's doing?! He's only saying he does love me to mess with your mind!!
¬ Doctor Lo: He can't do that to me. That's MY job!
¬ Sasuke: o_O
¬ Sakura: Right.
¬ Doctor Lo: So how's the sex life?
¬ Sasuke and Sakura: THE WHAT?!
¬ Doctor Lo: The sex life. You know. The nitty gritty. When you grind and wind. With the panting and the groaning and the coming-
¬ Sakura: DOCTOR! [is red like a tomato]
¬ Sasuke: ...that's enough.
¬ Doctor Lo: What? Alright alright. So how is it?
¬ Sasuke: There is and never will be a sex life between me and her out of all people.
¬ Doctor Lo: And why is that?
¬ Sakura: Yeah. And WHY is that?! [cracks knuckles] After all I've done for you, you ungrateful son-of-a-bitch!
¬ Sasuke: If she is like this when were not having sex then how is she when we are?
¬ Sakura: ...BASTARD! YOU DIE NOW. [leaps for Sasuke]
¬ Doctor Lo: Sakura calm down! [stops Sakura]
¬ Sakura: How can I calm down after that comment of his! You saying I'd be all rough in bed! I thought you liked it that way, Sasuke-kun.
¬ Sasuke: Bitch. Shut the hell up.
¬ Doctor Lo: Really. Hard and fast? Or soft and gentle?
¬ Sakura: He likes it hard and fast. I know his type. I also know he's homo!
¬ Doctor Lo: Hard and fast huh? [writes down quickly] He's gay?! SAY WHAT?!
¬ Sasuke: I am NOT gay!
¬ Sakura: Yes he is! He shows all the signs! He never even glances at any other girl but me! I'm serious! He's SO gay!
¬ Doctor Lo: No other girl but you huh? Kekekeke...[writes down]
¬ Sasuke: I'm not gay!!! FUCK!!
¬ Sakura: Yes you are! You see so many big breasted women in Konoha and like practically everywhere and they have no effect on you whatsoever!
¬ Sasuke: So? I'm not a pervert!
¬ Doctor Lo: If it helps...maybe he's a closet perv you know. :D
¬ Sakura: YOUR RIGHT! He could...but I still say he's gay!
¬ Sasuke: I am not fuckin' gay!!! Fine, I'll prove it!
¬ Doctor Lo: You'll prove it?! How!?
¬ Sakura: ...?
¬ Sasuke: Like this! [kisses Sakura full on the lips]
¬ Sakura: ...!
¬ Doctor Lo: o...m...g...
¬ Sasuke: [stops kissing Sakura] You see that! I'm not gay!
¬ Sakura: [is red...yet again] @_@ JACKASS! How dare you!
¬ Doctor Lo: That so doesn't prove anything, Sasuke-kun.
¬ Sasuke: Why not? And why are you calling me a jackass, pinky?
¬ Sakura: You STOLE my first kiss!
¬ Sasuke: So...? You liked it enough. [has a smug look on his face]
¬ Sakura: B-but...I-I...uh...SHUT UP!
¬ Doctor Lo: Um...yeah. Because practically anybody can go off and kiss a girl and say they aren't gay when they probably are. We need more evidence. [smirks] Heeheehee...
¬ Sasuke: [sighs] Fine! [shoves Sakura on the floor and
¬ Sakura: .......!!!!!!!!
¬ Doctor Lo: Holy fuck! Get off her! Alright! You proved your point! Now stop it! Your cutting off her air supply!!
¬ Sasuke: [stops and goes back to sit down]
¬ Sakura: BASTARD! Don't EVER do that again!!! [pants]
¬ Sasuke: You liked it enough to not stop me. ;]
¬ Sakura: ACK! [pouts]
¬ Doctor Lo: Ok ok. Umm...so how do you feel about your hair?
¬ Sasuke: o_O My hair? Why?
¬ Sakura: [sits down and glares at Sasuke] It looks like a chicken's ASS!
¬ Sasuke: Why you!
¬ Doctor Lo: A chicken's ass? Yeah...your right if you look at it at this angle. [tilts head]
¬ Sasuke: [glares at doctor] WTF?! Stop that! It does not look like a chicken's ass!
¬ Sakura: It so does! Look!
¬ Doctor Lo: Yep. It does! But on this angle it looks like a broom. Ahahahahaha.
¬ Sasuke: This is not funny!
¬ Sakura: Yes it is! Sasuke is a broomhead and has hair with the ass of a chicken!! [laughs]
¬ Sasuke: Shut the fuck up! [stands up and leaves slamming the door behind him]
¬ Sakura: ...hehehe.
¬ Doctor Lo: Haha. Now that he's gone...how do you feel about him now compared to back then?
¬ Sakura: Ah...um. I love him. I love him so much and I don't even know why...
¬ Doctor Lo: You don't know why? Why?
¬ Sakura: I don't know. I love everything about him. All of the good qualities about him like his hair, his rare smiles, his strength and all of his bad qualities too like his coldness, his arrogance, his smirks...
¬ Doctor Lo: Well. How about you stop questioning why you love him?
¬ Sakura: ...why?
¬ Doctor Lo: Does there have to be a reason why you love him so much no matter how bad he treats you?
¬ Sakura: Your right. There doesn't have to be a reason. [smiles]
¬ Doctor Lo: Yes. Just love him because you just do. Simply because you just do. :D
¬ Sakura: Thanks for all the help and I'm sorry for Sasuke-kun's leaving.
¬ Doctor Lo: Its alright, I understand. Come back next week for your second session. I also have two other people coming in with you guys to help sort out these little dilemmas in your life.
¬ Sakura: Two other people? Who?
¬ Doctor Lo: Oh, just some people. Well, we shall continue this next week. Take care of Sasuke.
¬ Sakura: Y-yes! Goodbye and thanks a lot! [leaves]
¬ Doctor Lo: YES! Finally...they are gone. [sips
¬ Secretary: Ah! Doctor!
¬ Doctor Lo: Huh? Yes? What is it?
¬ Secretary: You have another session with two other men...
¬ Doctor Lo: What? Ugh...great...please don't tell me its...
¬ Gai-sensei: [barges in] HELLO HELLO DOCTOR! Why are you cooped up in this little office?! You are wasting away your youthful years!
¬ Rock Lee: YES! So true! Gai-sensei...your so amazing! YOU should be a therapist!
¬ Gai-sensei: I should, shouldn't I!?
¬ Rock Lee: YES, GAI-SENSEI!
¬ Gai-sensei: LEE.
¬ Rock Lee: GAI-SENSEI.
¬ Gai-sensei: LEE.
¬ Rock Lee: GAI-SENSEI.
¬ Doctor Lo: X___X [mutters] I hate this job...especially with patients like them...
¬ Gai-sensei: LEE.
¬ Rock Lee: GAI-SENSEI.
