¬ Doctor Lo: Can you heeeeeeear me...? *hic* Heaaaar me! Take me away, away from the PAIN I suffer here! *hic*
¬ Secretary: Doctor Lo...?
¬ Doctor Lo: Hai hai...I'm fine! Definitely NOT drunk! *smiles cheekily*
¬ Secretary: Aiiiieee! Doctor Lo! You may be on your break but that doesn't mean you be having patients coming out of the blue...!
¬ Doctor Lo: I know, I know. I just want to...set myself free since I've been lost lately you know?
¬ Secretary: Lost? *glares* LOST?! Your a psychiatrist! YOU are supposed to help your patients...ugh. With your condition you can't-
¬ Doctor Lo: I can too take care of those damn bumbling band of baboons! *hic* Soooooo...who's on my list now? Get my suffering over with!
¬ Secretary: *sighs* Hai, hai...well let's see. Its still with Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura and two special guests that you requested to come in order for them to solve their...issues...
¬ Doctor Lo: Ah yes. Alright! Bring the two special guests first. I'd like a word with them before Sasuke and Sakura come in.
¬ Secretary: Okay, right away. *walks out*
¬ Doctor Lo: Alright then. Bring them on!!
¬ Secretary: *knocks* Ano...here they Doctor!
¬ Doctor Lo: Ok. In they go.
¬ Secretary: *opens door for Naruto and Kakashi and leaves*
¬ Doctor Lo: So, Uzumaki Naruto and Hatake Kakashi correct?
¬ Kakashi: Hai.
¬ Naruto: Ano sa, ano sa...why are me and Kakashi-sensei needed here in a mental institution?
¬ Doctor Lo: This is NOT a mental institution!! Its a psychiatry department thingy...
¬ Naruto: I........see.
¬ Doctor Lo: *coughs* Well, I wanted to bring you both in since you are both very close friends with Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura.
¬ Naruto: Sasuke-teme and Sakura-chaaaan?! What? What happened to them?!
¬ Kakashi: Naruto, calm down. Don't jump to conclusions.
¬ Doctor Lo: *nods head*
¬ Kakashi: They are probably in dire need of help for some new position ideas...
¬ Naruto: Eh?! Positions?! ...???
¬ Doctor Lo: *twitches* Pervert! NO! *sighs* That's not what I meant. I just need to ask you both about their sex life!
¬ Kakashi: Aren't the positions a part of the "sex life" they both possess?
¬ Doctor Lo: *blushes*
¬ Naruto: Aaah?! Sex life?! Sasuke-teme and Sakura-chan! Ha ha ha. No, no, no, no! They've never had sex before!
¬ Doctor Lo: Really now...?
¬ Naruto: YEP!
¬ Doctor Lo: Or to your knowledge they haven't done it? *smirks*
¬ Naruto: *face fault* AAAH!! NO NO NO! They've never done it! Really! How can they...they can't...Sasuke-teme..he..ARGH!
¬ Kakashi: *sighs*
¬ Doctor Lo: Okay then, if you say so. Moving on. Have you two noticed them both doing any sort of...foreplay of any kind?
¬ Kakashi: *chuckles* Oh I don't know about that. I still kinda think Sasuke's gay...
¬ Naruto: He's gay?! EW! OMG. I am SO not going near Sasuke again! *shudders*
¬ Doctor Lo: We don't know for sure if he's gay or not. Though it does seem at times but he is with Sakura is he not? She's his girlfriend?
¬ Kakashi and Naruto: WHAT?! GIRLFRIEND?!
¬ Doctor Lo: Uhh...yes. Are Sasuke and Sakura not going out?
¬ Naruto: How dare he take my innocent and precious Sakura-chan away from me without me knowing! He's slick, really slick! ARGH! I'll hurt him so bad I'll castrate his dick!!
¬ Kakashi: Wow...they are together. So he's not gay! *happy smile*
¬ Doctor Lo: *twitches*
¬ Naruto: WHOA! I rhymed!! AHAHAHA. Cool!
¬ Doctor Lo: You both didn't know they were...?
¬ Kakashi: Nope! Hmm...now that they are together I can pass down the legacy and lend Sasuke my Icha Icha Paradise. I'm sure he'll learn something from it! :D
¬ Naruto: EWWWWW! Kakashi-sensei!!! STOP! THE IMAGES...EWWWWWW!
¬ Doctor Lo: Calm down, Naruto. Its natural. Sex is
¬ Naruto: I know that already but SASUKE-TEME AND SAKURA-CHAN!?!?! Together?! Doing "IT!!!!" O_O
¬ Doctor Lo: He he he he...he...
¬ Kakashi: He can please her in so many ways! He'll be bound to thank his favorite sensei! Ohohohohoho...
¬ Doctor Lo: X.X
¬ Naruto: Ew...oh god...ew...
¬ Doctor Lo: Annnnyway. So Sasuke and Sakura are together or not? I must know!
¬ Naruto: I...I don't know anymore. @_@ I don't know anything anymore!
¬ Doctor Lo: You didn't know anything to begin with. :D
¬ Naruto: *twitches* SAY WHAT?!
¬ Kakashi: *nervous chuckle*
¬ Doctor Lo: Well. So we can all make sure let's invite the two of them in then.
¬ Naruto: Eh?! Both of them are coming...?!
¬ Kakashi: How interesting.
¬ Doctor Lo: Nope. They are already here. *smiles sweetly*
¬ Secretary: Ano, Sasuke and Sakura-san are here. *opens door and Sasuke and Sakura walk in*
¬ Naruto: EHHHH?!?!
¬ Doctor Lo: So noisy in the morning...my head hurts...
¬ Kakashi: Or maybe that's from all the sake you've been drinking? *points to bottle* :)
¬ Doctor Lo: YOU. SHUT UP! You don't know me!
¬ Kakashi: I never said I did, Lo-chan.
¬ Doctor Lo: UGH.
¬ Sakura: Doctor Lo...? Why are Kakashi-sensei and Naruto here?! *surprised look on face*
¬ Naruto: Sasuke-teme!
¬ Sasuke: Hn. Dobe. Shut up.
¬ Naruto: WHY YOU! How dare you molest MY Sakura-chan!
¬ Doctor Lo: O_____O
¬ Kakashi: *shakes head* This isn't good...
¬ Sakura: *cracks knuckles* YOUR Sakura-chan!?!
¬ Sasuke: ...molests? *twitch*
¬ Naruto: *cowers in fear from Sakura's rage* Ehehe...I was kidding...hehehe...
¬ Doctor Lo: Umm...so. We were just discussing your sex life just now! :)
¬ Sasuke and Sakura: What!?!
¬ Doctor Lo: Yep. Your sex life...or your supposedly non-existent one. I brought the two closest people to you both for them to tell me a little about what you guys do but apparently they know nothing of the sort.
¬ Sakura: W-We don't have a s-sex life!!
¬ Sasuke: ...
¬ Doctor Lo: Well this is getting us nowhere.
¬ Naruto: True true. I still don't belive Sasuke-teme and Sakura-chan have done anything to one another. Let alone have sex or have a relationship! HAH!
¬ Sakura: W-We have nothing going on between us! *blushes*
¬ Sasuke: *briefly nods*
¬ Doctor Lo: So your saying you don't love him anymore, Sakura?
¬ Kakashi: :o Oooh, she did not just go there...
¬ Naruto: Ano...Sakura-chan? Do you..?
¬ Sasuke: ...?????
¬ Sakura: I-I...*whispers*...of course I still love him...
¬ Doctor Lo: Aww~
¬ Sasuke: Hmph.
¬ Kakashi: Ah yes. I finally hear it with my own ears.
¬ Naruto: Oh...haha. I figured as much, Sakura-chan. And Sasuke-bastard, what's with the "hmph" as a reply!?!
¬ Doctor Lo: Yes, Sasuke. Don't wanna tell her you like her back?
¬ Sasuke: No.
¬ Doctor Lo: Why?
¬ Sasuke: Because I don't like her.
¬ Sakura: ...*fake smile* Yeah...that's true! He he he he...
¬ Naruto: Sakura-chan...
¬ Kakashi: Tsk tsk. You hurt her feelings, Sasuke.
¬ Sasuke: Heh.
¬ Doctor Lo: Your such a bad liar, Sasuke-kun! You said you loved her in our last session remember? ;P
¬ Naruto: Whhhaaaat!?
¬ Kakashi: Ouch. Cornered.
¬ Sakura: *glances at Sasuke* ...!
¬ Sasuke: I said no such thing.
¬ Doctor Lo: Liar! Look! In YOUR own words you said, "Fine. I do. Get the fuck off my back bitches." :o
¬ Sasuke: ...
¬ Doctor Lo: Ahahaha. No need to deny now! :D
¬ Naruto: He said...he loved Sakura-chan...omg. WTF?!?!?
¬ Kakashi: Ditto, Naruto. Ditto.
¬ Sakura: Oh...
¬ Doctor Lo: Mhm. Touchy subject then. We'll deal with that in the next session with a few other...special guests...
¬ Sakura: Eh? Special guests?
¬ Doctor Lo: Yes...but you won't find out until then! HEEHEE!
¬ Naruto: o_O
¬ Sasuke: ...
¬ Kakashi: *reads Icha Icha Paradise* :D
¬ Doctor Lo: Umm...well. From what I calculated from our last session our Sasuke-kun here likes it hard and fat!
¬ Naruto: ...
¬ Sasuke: ...
¬ Sakura: ...
¬ Kakashi: *drops book out of shock* :o
¬ Doctor Lo: Ohh...silly me! I meant hard and fast. Haha. I have to check my grammar there ya know. He he he...
¬ Sasuke: I like what?!
¬ Doctor Lo: Hard and fast. Mhm...figures you'd like that. YES!
¬ Sasuke: *twitches* You don't know that for sure!!
¬ Sakura: ...
¬ Naruto: .........ew.
¬ Kakashi: *shrugs and starts reading porn book once more* Heehee! :D
¬ Doctor Lo: YES I DO! I know everything about you and everyone in this room! I know all of your favorite positions and all that crap!
¬ Naruto: Double ew! Stop this!! My virgin ears!!
¬ Doctor Lo: Your 15, Naruto! Your quite capable of learning this already!!
¬ Naruto: *goes to corner and rocks himself softly* Make...it stop...make it stop..stop...make it...stop...
¬ Doctor Lo: *sweatdrops*
¬ Sasuke: Hmph. Pathetic. *heads towards door*
¬ Doctor Lo: OI! If your gonna leave then don't forget our next session next week!
¬ Sasuke: *ignores and slams door*
¬ Sakura: Sasuke...kun...:(
¬ Kakashi: Don't worry, Sakura. He probably likes showing his weak only to you...
¬ Sakura: *scoffs* Yeah right. I love him but even that won't melt his heart.
¬ Doctor Lo: Or maybe its melted already...? *smiles*
¬ Sakura: Eh? What does that mean?
¬ Doctor Lo: It meant what it meant.
¬ Kakashi: *chuckles*
¬ Naruto: *still rocking himself* Make it stop...oh god...make it stop!
¬ Doctor Lo: Yes. Mhm...well. The 2nd session is over now!
¬ Sakura: Umm...thank you I suppose. For whatever progress we made...
¬ Doctor Lo: Yes yes. Its fine. I want you and Naruto to leave now k? Your turn is over. :)
¬ Sakura: *helps Naruto up* Eh? What about Kakashi-sensei?
¬ Doctor Lo: I need to discuss with him...some matters about his obsession with porn...
¬ Naruto: O_O Run, Sakura-chan...RUN!
¬ Sakura: Hai! Bye doctor! Thank you! *is dragged away by Naruto*
¬ Kakashi: Ehehehe...ah.
¬ Doctor Lo: This porn obsession...
¬ Kakashi: Yes...?
¬ Doctor Lo: ...must stop.
¬ Kakashi: B-but...I...
¬ Doctor Lo: Hehehe...I'll make sure you never look at another hentai image after I'm done with you...*smirks*
¬ Kakashi: *crushes face on door window and claws at it* Lemme out!! OMG...don't come near me...don't...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
