¬ Doctor Lo: Halfway done!
¬ Secretary: Halfway done? Halfway done with what, Doctor?
¬ Doctor Lo: Ahaha. Well, these sessions with that arrogant bastard and pink-haired girl!
¬ Secretary: *gasp* Doctor Lo! Don't address them that way!
¬ Doctor Lo: I can address them whatever way I want. *smirks and pumps fist into air* YES, I CAN!
¬ Secretary: What if they hear you...? *sweatdrops*
¬ Doctor Lo: No, they won't! They won't be coming in this session until much later.
¬ Secretary: Eh? But then...who are you going to see right now?
¬ Doctor Lo: Heehee. Just you wait. *hears a stampede of footsteps* Ah, here they come.
¬ Secretary: What? Who's coming?! Doctor!!!
¬ Doctor Lo: Oh hush. They're on their way.
¬ Secretary: Who's on their way? Just tell me, Doctor Lo! I'm your trusted advisor...;_;
¬ Doctor Lo: You'll see them. Don't worry.
¬ Secretary: B-But...*door bursts open*
¬ Fangirls: *squeal* OMFG!11!1 SASUKE-KUN!!! WHERE'S THOSE NAKED PICTURES YOU PROMISED US?
¬ Secretary: You...you promised them what?!?!
¬ Doctor Lo: Ehehe. I just...struck a bargain with them.
¬ Secretary: *whispers* Do you even have those so-called naked pics?
¬ Doctor Lo: *thumbs up* Nope!
¬ Secretary: *falls over anime style* Ah...well. I'll let you handle them. *runs off and closes door*
¬ Doctor Lo: Hmph. That chicken. *shakes head* She can't handle a couple of fangirls...
¬ Fangirls: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIII!! SASUKE-KUN?!!
¬ Doctor Lo: Although...I envy her for running away...*sweatdrops* Alright, the session has begun!
¬ Fangirls: *they stop squealing* What?! Session?!
¬ Doctor Lo: YES! I lured you guys here so we can talk about Sasuke and Sakura's relationship.
¬ Fangirls: RELATIONSHIP?!?!?!?!?!?
¬ Doctor Lo: Uh...yes.
¬ Fangirl #1: WTF?! They are not even going out!!!
¬ Fangirl #2: True true!!! Forehead girl is just a manipulating-
¬ Fangirl #3: Whore!!!! That's it! That's what she is! Stealing Sasuke-kun from us!!
¬ Fangirls: HAIIIIIIII!
¬ Doctor Lo: *sighs* ...Eh. I just need to ask some questions so can you all just stop squealing?
¬ Fangirls: Questions?
¬ Doctor Lo: Yes.
¬ Fangirl #6: Okay then but make it quick. Were gonna miss our annual commemoration for the newest Sasuke-kun fangirls joining us this week.
¬ Doctor Lo: ...This week?! o_o
¬ Fangirl #5: That's right! We have a commemoration every week!
¬ Fangirl #9: *giggles* We would have one every year but it'd be too big of a celebration. So every week might limit the capacity of the club.
¬ Doctor Lo: Uhhh...
¬ Fangirl #10: YES! So make this quick elephant-bitch!
¬ Doctor Lo: E-ELEPHANT-BITCH?!?!
¬ Fangirl #19: Of course! Look at your hideous big ears! Hahahahahaha.
¬ Fangirls: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
¬ Doctor Lo: ALRIGHT. SHut the fuck up, all of you!!
¬ Fangirls: ...
¬ Doctor Lo: Much better. This session is NOT for making fun of me and if you make fun of me once again, I will make your lives a living hell...trust me. *malicious grin*
¬ Fangirls: ....H-HAI!
¬ Doctor Lo: Good. Now, how do you feel about their relationship?
¬ Fangirl #27: We told you already! They have no damn relationship!!
¬ Fangirl # 25: YES YES! Sasuke-kun wouldn't pick anyone as ugly as her!
¬ Fangirl #34: Or with such a big forehead!!
¬ Fangirls: RIGHT!
¬ Doctor Lo: *sweatdrops* Riiiiiight. So, if they were together how would you feel?
¬ Fangirl #38: HA! As if that would happen!
¬ Doctor Lo: Alright...I'm just saying. How would you feel?
¬ Fangirl #42: I-I never thought about it. *cries* I never thought that far ahead of how I'd feel if Sasuke-kun ever found somebody!
¬ Fangirl #48: There, there. I never thought that far ahead either.
¬ Fangirl #49: Me neither. *cries*
¬ Doctor Lo: -_-;
¬ Fangirl #46: Uhh...Elephant girl?
¬ Doctor Lo: *growls* Don't call me that!
¬ Fangirl #46: But...you have some more people downstairs.
¬ Doctor Lo: Eh?!
¬ Fangirl #46: Look down the window! *peers down*
¬ Doctor Lo: *looks* ...EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!
¬ Fangirls: OI!!!!!!!!!! How come we weren't invited?!?!
¬ Doctor Lo: @_____@;
¬ Fangirl #52: We must continue this session outside since our fellow "We Love Sasuke-kun" fanclub members have arrived!
¬ Doctor Lo: B-But...I thought it was only you guys...?
¬ Fangirl #55: Ha! This small group? Yeah right! There are hundreds to thousands of fangirls part of the club~
¬ Doctor Lo: .___.;
¬ Fangirl #55: To outside everyone!!
¬ Fangirls: HAI! *rush downstairs like a stampede of rhinos*
¬ Doctor Lo: OMG...what've I done.
¬ Secretary: Doctor Lo? I saw all those girls rushing downstairs. Is the session over already?
¬ Doctor Lo: No! Hell no! Its only just begun!!
¬ Secretary: What?
¬ Doctor Lo: We have to continue the session downstairs because there's so many fangirls...
¬ Secretary: Wow...that's a lot. O_O
¬ Doctor Lo: Yes. *sighs* Well, I must get on with my job...
¬ Secretary: Y-yes! Good luck!
¬ Doctor Lo: Thanks...I'm gonna need it. *walks downstairs slowly*
¬ Fangirl #1: And then that doctor said that Sasuke-kun and forehead could possibly be having a relationship!!
¬ Fangirls: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
¬ Doctor Lo: Eh? What's going on?
¬ Fangirls: *glare*
¬ Doctor Lo: What a sudden chill in the air...
¬ Fangirl #101: Sasuke-kun and ugly forehead girl CANNO'T be having a relationship. That's a total lie!
¬ Fangirls: RIGHT.
¬ Doctor Lo: Ugh. Alright already! God, just answer my damn questions and this could be over with and you can continue with that...stupid celebration of yours.
¬ Fangirl #264: Ok, fine. Hold on. FANGIRL HUDDLE.
¬ Doctor Lo: Fangirl huddle...? -_-;
¬ Fangirls: *whispers* PSST. PSST. PSST. PSST. PSST.
¬ Doctor Lo: *sighs* Hurry this shit up!
¬ Fangirl #464: PFFT. How rude!
¬ Doctor Lo: W-WHAT?! WHY YOU-
¬ Fangirls: *all ignore Doctor Lo*
¬ Doctor Lo: :[ When they're done with this...
¬ Fangirl #334: Alright, weve come to a decision!
¬ Doctor Lo: And...?
¬ Fangirl #395: We'll do this questionnaire thingy you ask of us.
¬ Doctor Lo: ...Good. Now, why is Sakura not good enough for Sasuke, as you all seem to be against her?
¬ Fangirl #675: Tch. Obvious...because she's not good enough! She's weak!
¬ Doctor Lo: And your not?
¬ Fangirl #675: B-But-
¬ Fangirl #854: Sakura is ugly and doesn't deserve him!!
¬ Doctor Lo: And you think your beautiful enough to be with him?
¬ Fangirl #854: Of course! Look at me~ *flashes smile and bats eyelashes*
¬ Doctor Lo: Ew. Slut.
¬ Fangirl #853: You tell her Doctor. Ugh...ew.
¬ Fangirl #854: WHY YOU! Some twin sister you are!!! *tackles Fangirl #853*
¬ Fangirl #853: Your not good enough for him! *fights back*
¬ Doctor Lo: -_-
¬ Fangirl #953: None of you are good enough for him!! I AM OBVIOUSLY THE BEST!
¬ Fangirls: NOOOO YOUR NOT! *all fangirls start fighting and clawing at each other*
¬ Doctor Lo: Idiots.
¬ Sakura: You said it.
¬ Doctor Lo: EH?!?! Sakura, where'd you come from?
¬ Sakura: I was just passing by and saw all these fangirls. I tried getting away but then they all kept shoving each other and so I ended up being here next to you...
¬ Doctor Lo: Hehe. I see. Where's Sasuke?
¬ Sakura: At home.
¬ Doctor Lo: Really? How do you know that?
¬ Sakura: Well, after his usual training with Kakashi-sensei and Naruto he announced angrily he was going home...:P
¬ Doctor Lo: Oh. Why was he so angry?
¬ Sakura: I don't know. I heard him mumbling things today like there was some sort of horrendous thing that was gonna happen.
¬ Doctor Lo: Mhm. Really now?
¬ Sakura: Yep. Oh! And Kakashi-sensei was actually training him for real! He went too hard on him in my opinion.
¬ Doctor Lo: Oh yeah?
¬ Sakura: Yeah! Kakashi-sensei never took out that disgusting book of his not even once! What a surprise!
¬ Doctor Lo: *snickers* Wow, so it worked...
¬ Sakura: What? What worked? What'd you do?
¬ Doctor Lo: Nothing...*evil smirk*
¬ Sakura: ^_^;
¬ Doctor Lo: Well...its best you run along now before these stupid idiots see you. They might jump you or something.
¬ Sakura: Don't worry, I can handle them! I'm tough now! They haven't done a single thing these past 2-3 years except whine about Sasuke but I did something about it!
¬ Doctor Lo: *nods* Yes, you did! Congrats!
¬ Sakura: *blushes* Oh, it was nothing. Nonstop training from Tsunade-shishou was just what I needed. :D
¬ Doctor Lo: Yup. :)
¬ Fangirls: *all cease fighting* EHHH?!??!
¬ Doctor Lo: Uh-oh...
¬ Fangirl #743: LOOK! Its forehead girl!!!
¬ Fangirls: *glare*
¬ Sakura: Ah...@.@;
¬ Doctor Lo: Alright. Calm down now, calm down.
¬ Fangirl #662: BUT SHE'S HERE! She's here to take away Sasuke-kun!
¬ Fangirls: EHHH!? *all of them advance toward Sakura*
¬ Doctor Lo: Alright!! That's enough you airheads!!
¬ Fangirl #555: AIRHEADS YOU SAY?!?
¬ Doctor Lo: Y-Yes...*sweatdrops*
¬ Sakura: o_O
¬ Fangirl #456: We'll show you an airhead!!
¬ Fangirls: *gets ready to pounce on Doctor Lo and Sakura* READY, SET-
¬ Naruto: OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Sakura-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! *waves*
¬ Sakura: Naruto...
¬ Doctor Lo: Phew. Saved...kindof...
¬ Naruto: Ano sa, ano sa. What's going on? I saw a huge crowd gathered here and thought I'd follow cause I thought there was a battle going on!
¬ Doctor Lo: *mutters* Oh there's a battle alright...
¬ Naruto: Eh?!
¬ Doctor Lo: Nothing! *angelic smile*
¬ Naruto: Oh.
¬ Sakura: Naruto! These fangirls are all pissed cause they think I stole Sasuke-kun from them.
¬ Naruto: AHH?! You did?! But Sakura-chan, I thought I was your only love~
¬ Sasuke: *slams fist on Naruto's head* Dobe.
¬ Naruto: Ouch. OI! Sasuke-teme-
¬ Fangirls: *squeal* WAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII!! Its Sasuke-kun! Its Sasuke-kun! *chants*
¬ Doctor Lo: Argh! Get them to STFU.
¬ Naruto: Bastard, tell those brainless girls to shut up!
¬ Sasuke: I wouldn't be talking if I were you, Naruto. *smirk*
¬ Fangirl #856: Did you see that?! Sasuke-kun defended us from that loser!! WAI!
¬ Fangirls: WAI!!!!
¬ Doctor Lo: OW. Shut the f-
¬ Kakashi: *poof* Wow, a party! Why wasn't I invited? *pouts*
¬ Doctor Lo: This isn't a party! This was supposed to be a theraphy session!!
¬ Sakura: ._.
¬ Fangirls: THERAPHY SESSION?!?!
¬ Doctor Lo: Ehehe. Yes...I wanted to ask you guys a few questions about Sasuke and Sakura. And their...relationship and stuff. I just wanted to know if you all thought they were soul mates or something.
¬ Fangirl #1123: AS IF!!
¬ Fangirl #1845: TOO TRUE!!
¬ Doctor Lo: -_____-;
¬ Sasuke: Hn. Bakas.
¬ Sakura: Sasuke...kun.
¬ Naruto: Sakura and Sasuke-teme soul mates?!?!
¬ Kakashi: Ooooh...what a surprising turnout!!
¬ Naruto: No way in hell!! Sakura's soul mate is ME! Uzumaki Naruto, future Hokage of-
¬ Sasuke: *bangs fist on Naruto's head again* Dobe.
¬ Naruto: OWWW! WHY YOU-
¬ Doctor Lo: Calm down everyone...wow. This is horrible. *sighs*
¬ Fangirl #56372615: They will never be soulmates! NEVER IN THIS LIFETIME!
¬ Doctor Lo: But in the next...?
¬ Fangirl #4874572532: Next what?!
¬ Doctor Lo: Nevermind. -_-;
¬ Sakura: How are we supposed to stop all this madness, Doctor?!
¬ Doctor Lo: I-I...don't know. o.o
¬ Naruto: I know! I'll-
¬ Sakura: *bangs fist on Naruto's head* Naruto! No stupid tricks! We just need them to go away!
¬ Doctor Lo: Hmm...ah! I have a good idea!
¬ Sakura, Naruto and Kakashi: Oh?
¬ Doctor Lo: Hehehehe. *calls Secretary*
¬ Secretary: H-Hai! What is it?
¬ Doctor Lo: Call Sai-kun.
¬ Naruto and Sakura: SAI?!?
¬ Kakashi: *smirks* Interesting.
¬ Sasuke: *glares*
¬ Doctor Lo: *ignores glares and stares*
¬ Sai: *poof* What is it?
¬ Naruto: AHHH. That was quick!
¬ Doctor Lo: *nods* I need you to use your tigers to make Sasuke's fangirls go away.
¬ Sai: *smirks* The traitor couldn't handle them eh?
¬ Sasuke: *glares with killing intent*
¬ Sakura: Ahaha. No, that's not it...Sai...
¬ Naruto: B-But...did you all see that?! He came here so fast!
¬ Doctor Lo: Yes, yes Naruto. Nevermind that. We have much worse matters at hand.
¬ Naruto: B-But-
¬ Kakashi: Naruto, drop it. But if you must know, I taught Sai that move.
¬ Sakura and Naruto: You did?!?
¬ Sasuke: :[
¬ Kakashi: Hehe. No, just kidding~
¬ Sakura and Naruto: *sweatdrops* Kakashi-sensei!
¬ Doctor Lo: Alright, enough. Sai...just get those girls outta here.
¬ Sai: Mhm. *takes out scroll and brings out tigers*
¬ Sakura: Sugoi! That move will never cease to amaze me~
¬ Sasuke: *malicious glare* ...=[
¬ Doctor Lo: Eh? *looks at Sasuke* Interesting...
¬ Naruto: What is interesting?!
¬ Doctor Lo: Nothing.
¬ Naruto: B-But...
¬ Kakashi: The way people express emotion and such, Naruto. That is what's interesting. *smirks*
¬ Naruto: Ehhhhhh?!?! o.O;
¬ Fangirls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Tigers!!!! Ruuuuun!!!! *all disappear from view*
¬ Doctor Lo: Good...those bimbos are gone.
¬ Sakura: ^^
¬ Sai: *brings back tigers and they disappear* Hm.
¬ Doctor Lo: Well done, Sai. Thanks for doing me that favor.
¬ Sai: No problem, elephant~ :)
¬ Doctor Lo: WHAT?! You-
¬ Sakura: Its ok, Doctor. Its his way of being nice.
¬ Sai: Hey ugly, shut up. That's not my way of being nice.
¬ Sakura: *inner Sakura* SHANNARO! Hehehe...
¬ Sasuke: *glares at Sai*
¬ Sai: *notices Sasuke's glaring* Hm? What traitor?
¬ Sasuke: *growls*
¬ Sakura: Now, now Sasuke! *holds him back*
¬ Sasuke: *calms down but pulls away from Sakura and heads home*
¬ Doctor Lo: Aww. He's embarrassed.
¬ Naruto: What? What's doing on?
¬ Kakashi: All that's going on Naruto is life. That's it, just life...
¬ Doctor Lo: *nods*
¬ Naruto: What?!
¬ Sakura: *watches Sasuke leaving* Sasuke...kun...
¬ Sai: Hmph. *glares at Sasuke and looks at Sakura* What a waste.
¬ Doctor Lo: Eh? What's that, Sai?
¬ Sai: Nothing. *disappears*
¬ Doctor Lo: *smirks*
¬ Naruto: Someone tell me what's going on?! Come on!! Somebody! Anybody?!?
